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Today's Top News For Monday, Dec. 18, 2023

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas!

Today's Top News For Friday, Dec. 15, 2023

Let's Impeach Everyone, Everywhere, All At Once

Let's Impeach Everyone, Everywhere, All At Once!

Today's Top News For Thursday, Dec. 14, 2023

Are We Impeaching Hunter Biden Now??

Impeachment

Today's Top News For Wed., Dec. 13, 2023

They're Messing with Texas

Messed With Texas

Today's Top News For Tuesday, Dec. 12, 2023

Doesn't This Scare You Just a Little Bit?

Doesn't This Scare You Just a Little Bit?

Today's Top News For Monday, Dec. 11, 2023

Big Effen Deal

Big Effen Deal

Today's Top News For Friday, Dec. 08, 2023

Kids Table

Kids Table

Today's Top News For Thursday, Dec. 07, 2023

Dictator For a Day

Dictator for a Day

Today's Top News For Wed., Dec. 06, 2023

Freedom Ain't Free?

Freedom Ain't Free?

Today's Top News For Tuesday, Dec. 05, 2023

Warning Will Robinson!

Warning!

Today's Top News For Monday, Dec. 04, 2023

Good News Friday Ya Bastids

Good News Friday Ya Bastids

Today's Top News For Friday, Dec. 01, 2023

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Eff Your Feelings

F Your Feelings

Today's Top News For Tuesday, Nov. 28, 2023

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Hatred Mind Virus

Hatred Mind Virus

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Imminent

Imminent

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Project 2025

Project 2025

Today's Top News For Monday, Nov. 20, 2023

Free Friday, Ya Bastids!

Free Friday, Ya Bastids!

Today's Top News For Friday, Nov. 17, 2023

Losing Our Humanity

Losing Our Humanity

Today's Top News For Thursday, Nov. 16, 2023

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Vermin

Vermin

Today's Top News For Tuesday, Nov. 14, 2023

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I See Where This Is Going

I See Where This Is Going

Today's Top News For Friday, Nov. 10, 2023

Shit Show Number 3

Shit Show Number 3

Today's Top News For Thursday, Nov. 09, 2023

So Much Winning!!

So Much Winning!

Today's Top News For Wed., Nov. 08, 2023

Choose While You Still Have a Choice

Choose While You Still Have a Choice

Today's Top News For Tuesday, Nov 7, 2023

Poll This

Poll This

Today's Top News For Monday, Nov. 06, 2023

The Radical Right

The Radical Right

Today's Top News For Friday, Nov. 03, 2023

Long Division

Long Division

Today's Top News For Thursday, Nov. 02, 2023

Tearing Us Apart

Tearing Democrats Apart

Today's Top News For Wed., November 01, 2023

Anti

Anti

Today's Top News For Tuesday, Oct. 31, 2023

The World's Policeman

The World's Policeman

Today's Top News For Monday, Oct. 30, 2023

Free Friday

FREE Friday

Today's Top News For Friday, Oct. 27, 2023

The Devil We Know

The Devil We Know

Today's Top News For Thursday, Oct. 26, 2023

The Whole World's In the Wrong Hands

We're in the Wrong Hands

Today's Top News For Wed., October 25, 2023

The GOP Needs a D.I.V.O.R.C.E

Why Right-Wing Governments Always Fail

Sword of Dumbocles

Sword of Dumbocles

Today's Top News For Tuesday, Oct. 24, 2023

Everything the Right-Wing Touches Dies

Everything the Right-Wing Touches Dies

Today's Top News For Monday, Oct. 23, 2023

Mathematical Proof The GOP Are Losers

Mathematical Proof the GOP is For Losers

Today's Top News For Friday, Oct. 20, 2023

What Message is the GOP Sending to the World?

What Message is America Sending

Today's Top News For Thursday, Oct. 19, 2023

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Fog Of War

Fog of War

Today's Top News For Tuesday, Oct. 17, 2023

Ultra (Updated)

Ultra

Ultra

Today's Top News For Monday, Oct. 16, 2023

Power to the Peaceful

Power to the Peaceful

Today's Top News For Friday, October 13, 2023

Get Ready

Get Ready

Today's Top News For Thursday, Oct. 12, 2023

It's a Trap

It's a Trap

Today's Top News For Wed., October 11, 2023

What Happens Next is Everything

Today's Top News For Tuesday, Oct. 10 ,2023

Netanyahu's EPIC Failure

Netanyahu's EPIC Fail

Today's Top News For Monday, Oct. 09, 2023

Democracy is the Worst System of Government (Except for ALL Others)

Democracy is the Worst System of Government (Except for ALL Others)

Today's Top News For Friday, October 06, 2023

We're In Trouble

We're in Trouble

Today's Top News For Thursday, Oct. 05, 2023

Throwing Sand in the Gears

Throwing Sand in the Gears

Today's Top News For Wed., October 04, 2023

Not Our Circus. Not Our Clown

Not Our Circus, Not Our Clown

Today's Top News For Tuesday, Oct. 03, 2023

The Tyranical Minority

Tyranical Minority

Today's Top News For October 02, 2023

Free Premium AUDIO Podcast September 29, 2023

What a Week

Today's Top News For Friday, Sept. 29, 2023

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Second Place

Second Place

Today's Top News For Thursday, Sept. 28, 2023

Trump Gets Death Sentence

Trump Gets Death Sentence

Today's Top News For Wed. Sept. 27, 2023

Best of Randi for September 26, 2023

Today's Top News For Tuesday, Sept. 26, 2023

Kevin's Home Alone

Kevin's Home Alone

Today's Top News For Monday, Sept. 25, 2023

Drain the Swamp

Drain the Swamp

Today's Top News For Friday, Sept. 22, 2023

Winning!

Winning!

Today's Top News For Thursday, Sept. 21, 2023

Keep Voting for Lunatics

Keep Voting for Lunatics

Today's Top News For Thursday, Sept. 20, 2023

Randi in a Minute

Pro-Baby?

Pro-Baby

Today's Top News For Tuesday, Sept. 19, 2023

Mamaw

Mamaw

Today's Top News For Monday, Sept. 18, 2023

Stand Up Friday

"Stand Up" Friday

Today's Top News For Friday, Sept. 15, 2023

Only Hunter Biden Can't Have a Gun

Only Hunter Biden Can't Have a Gun

Today's Top News For Thursday, Sept. 14, 2023

You Know What's Big in Texas? SYPHILIS !!

Syphilis is Big in Texas

Today's Top News For Wed., Sept. 13, 2023

Crackers Cracking

Crackers

Today's Top News For Tuesday, Sept. 12, 2023

Never Forget to Remember What We Told You

Never Forget to Remember What We Told You

Today's Top News For Monday, Sept. 11, 2023

May I Poll You?

May I Poll You?

Today's Top News For Friday, Sept. 08, 2023

Don't Mess with Texas

Ken Messed with Texas

Today's Top News For Thursday, Sept. 07, 2023

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Best of Randi for Labor Day, Sept. 04, 2023

Happy Labor Day Weekend Ya Bastids

Happy Labor Day Weekend Ya Bastids!

Today's Top News For Friday, Sept. 01, 2023

Florida, The We'll Shoot You State

Florida The "We'll Shoot You" State

Today's Top News For Thursday, Aug. 31, 2023

Idalia

Idalia

Today's Top News For Wed, Aug. 30, 2023

It's the Governing Stupid

It's the Governing Stupid

Today's Top News For Tuesday, Aug. 29, 2023

If Racists Think You're Racist You're Probably Racist

If Racists Think You're Racist You're Probably Racist

Today's Top News For Monday, Aug. 28, 2023

6'3" 215 Pounds is...Aspirational?

6'3" 215 Pounds is...Aspirational

Today's Top News For Friday, August 25, 2023

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Disloyal

Disloyal

Today's Top News For Wed., August 23, 2023

The $700 Lie

The $700 Lie

Today's Top News For Tues., August 22, 2023

Sharknado

Sharknado?

Today's Top News For Monday, August 21, 2023

FREE Friday Ya Bastid

Free Friday Ya Bastid

Today's Top News For Friday, August 18, 2023

Isn't it Ironic?

Isn't it Ironic?

Today's Top News For Thurs., August 17, 2013

So Much Winning

So Much Winning!

Today's Top News For Wed., August 16, 2023

RICO Baby!

RICO Baby!

Today's Top News For Tuesday, August 15, 2023

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Fried

Fried

Today's Top News For Monday, August 14, 2023

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Stay Calm and Appoint a Special Counsel

Stay Calm and Appoint a Special Counsel

Today's Top News For Friday, August 11, 2023

The Biden BOOM

The Biden BOOM

Today's Top News For Thursday, Aug. 10, 2023

You Did It Ohio!

You Did it Ohio!

Today's Top News For Wed. August 09, 2023

Our Last President is Out on Bail (In 3 Jurisdictions!)

The Former President is Out on Bail

Today's Top News For Tuesday, Aug. 08, 2023

The Full Ginsburg

The Full Ginsburg

Today's Top News For Monday, August 07, 2023

It's Free Friday Ya Bastid

It's FREE Friday Ya Bastids

Today's Top News For Friday, August 04, 2023

Another Day, Another Arrest

Another Day, Another Arrest

Today's Top News For Thursday, August 03, 2023

Third Indictment's a Charm?

Third Indictment's a Charm?

Today's Top News For Wed., August 02, 2023

Indicted (Again)

INDICTMENT (Again)

Today's Top News For Tuesday, August 01, 2023

Fredo

Fredo

Today's Top News For Monday, July 31, 2023

FREE Friday Ya Bastids!

Free Friday Ya Bastids

Today's Top News For Friday, July 28, 2023

Are We Alone?

We Are Not Alone?

Today's Top News For Thursday, July 27, 2023

Day and Night

Day and Night

Today's Top News For Thursday, July 26, 2023

Best of Randi for Tuesday, July 25, 2023

Today's Top News For Tuesday, July 25, 2023

You May Not Be a Racist, but if Racists Think You're a Racist...

You May Not Be a Racist, but if Racists Think You're a Racist...

Today's Top News for Monday, July 24, 2023

The Sunny Side of Slavery

The Sunny Side of Slavery!

Today's Top News For Friday, July 21, 2023

Oh Marg, we said, "Whistle" Blower!

I said, "Whistle" Blower

Today's Top News For Thursday July 20, 2023

Randi in a Minute

Hot Labor Summer

Hot Labor Summer

Today's Top News For Wed. July 19, 2023

Stay on Target

Stay on Target

Today's Top News For Tuesday, July 18, 2023

RFK and the GOP

RFK and the GOP

Today's Top News For Monday, July 17, 2023

Best of Randi for Friday, July 14, 2023

Today's Top News On Friday, July 14, 2023

Power Outage! It's a Re-Run

Today's Top News For Thursday, July 13, 2023

FDR Would Be Proud of Joe

FDR Would Be Proud of Joe

Today's Top News For Wed. July 12, 2023

Biggus Dickus

Put a Ring On It

Put a Ring On It

Today's Top News For Tuesday, July 11, 2023

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This is What Climate Change Looks Like

This is What Climate Change Looks Like

Today's Top News For Monday, July 10, 2023

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Hot Enough for Ya?

Hot Enough for Ya?

Today's Top News For Friday, July 07, 2023

Bidenomics

Bidenomics

Today's Top News For Thursday, July 06, 2023

Original Sin

Original Sin

Today's Top News For Wed. July 05, 2023

Best of Randi for July 4, 2023

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Randi in a Minute

Freaky Friday

Freaky Friday

Today's Top News For Friday, June 30, 2023

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Disorder in the Court

Backwards

Today's Top News For Thursday, June 29, 2023

Democracy Dodged a Bullet

Dodged the Bullet

Today's Top News For Wed., June 28, 2023

Best Of Randi

Best Of Randi

Today's Top News For Tuesday, June 27, 2023

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World Heavyweight Champion Liars

World Heavyweight Champion Liars

Today's Top News For Monday, June 26, 2023

Randi in a Minute

Free Fractional Friday Ya Bastids

It's Free Fractional Friday Ya Bastids

Invite your friends to read Randi’s Substack

Today's Top News For Friday, June 23, 2023

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Spoiler Alert

Spoiler Alert

Today's Top News For Thursday, June 22, 2023

Whoops

Whoops

Today's Top News For Wed. June 21, 2023

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Cameras in the Courtroom!

Cameras in the Courtroom

Today's Top News For Tuesday, June 20, 2023

Randi in a Minute

Happy Juneteenth

Happy Juneteenth

Today's Top News For Monday, June 19, 2023

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It's Friday Ya Bastids

It's Friday Ya Bastids

Today's Top News For Friday, June 16, 2023

Scared Sh*tless UPDATE (So sorry. Earlier today I sent the June 14th podcast to you.)

Sacred Sh*tless

Scared Sh**less

Today's Top News For Thursday, June 15, 2023

Jack Smith's Back Up Plan

Jack Smith's Backup Plan

Today's Top News For Wed. June 14, 2023

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Arrested Development

Arrested Development

Today's Top News For Tuesday, June 13, 2023

I Would do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)

I Would do Anything for Love, (but I Won't Do That)

Today's Top News For Monday, June 12, 2023

Randi in a Minute

In the Toilet

In the Toilet

Today's Top News For Friday, June 09, 2023

Hypocrites

Hypocrites and Hypotheticals

Today's Top News For Thursday, June 08, 2023

Paid Assassin

Paid Assassin

Today's Top News For Wed., June 07, 2023

Randi in a Minute

Indictment Watch

Indictment Watch

Today's Top News For Tuesday, June 06, 2023

We Have a President!

Today's Top News For Monday, June 05, 2023

Best of Randi for June 2, 2023

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Randi in a Minute

Best Of Randi

Today's Top News For Tuesday, May 23, 2023

Guess Who's Running for President

Guess Who's Running For President

Today's Top News For Monday, May 22, 2023

Randi in a Minute

Whistle Blow Me

Whistle Blow Me

Today's Top News For Friday, May 19, 2023

Randi in a Minute

The Lunatic is on the Grass

The Lunatic is on the Grass

Today's Top News For Thursday, May 18, 2023

Randi in a Minute

Randi in a Minute

Crash and Burn?

Crash and Burn?

Today's Top News For Wednesday, May 17, 2023

Lordy Lordy There Are Tapes

Lordy Lordy, There are Tapes?

Today's Top News For Tuesday, May 16, 2023

Randi in a Minute

The Stakes Couldn't be Higher

The Stakes Couldn't Be Higher

Today's Top News For Monday, May 15, 2023

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Randi in a Minute

FREE Premium Video Thursday May 11, 2023

This is Going to Suck

Today's Top News For Thursday, May 11, 2023

Insane Clown Posse

Insane Clown Posse

Today's Top News For Wed. May 10, 2023

A Moment of Truth

A Moment of Truth

Today's Top News For Tuesday, May 09, 2023

Randi in a Minute

Hunger Games

Hunger Games

Today's Top News For Monday, May 08, 2023

Randi in a Minute

Free Friday Premium Video

Whew

Today's Top News For Friday, May 05, 2023

Gift, Graft, Grift

Gifts, Grift, Graft and Terror

Today's Top News For Thursday, May 04, 2023

Operation Discharge Petition

Operation Discharge Petition

Today's Top News For Wed., May 03,2023

RANDI IN A MINUTE

Time to Pay Up

Time to Pay

Today's Top News For Tuesday, May 02, 2023

When You Are the Law There Is No Law

When You Are the Law There is No Law

Today's Top News For Monday, May 01, 2023

American Heroes

FREE Friday Ya Bastid

It's FREE Friday Ya Bastids

Today's Top News For Friday, April 28, 2023

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Undo You

Undo You

Today's Top News For Thursday, April 27, 2023

UnAmerican

Or Does it Explode?

Or Does it Explode?

Today's Top News For Wed. April 26, 2023

Get Off My (White House) Lawn

Get Off My (White House) Lawn

Today's Top News For Tuesday, April 25, 2023

Why Fucker Carlson Was Fired

Fucker Carlson Fired

Today's Top News For Monday, April 24, 2023

The Day After

The Day After

Today's Top News For Friday, April 21, 2023

Free Best of Randi

Today's Top News For Thursday, April 20, 2023

In Memory of My Mother, Loretta 1930-2023

Remembering My Mother, Loretta 1930-2023

Today's Top News For Wed. April 19, 2023

Best Of Premium Video

Today's Top News For Tuesday, April 18, 2023

The GOP Really is a Death Cult

It Really is a Death Cult

Today's Top News For Monday, April 17, 2023

Free Friday Premium VIDEO Podcast

Clarence Thomas Took a Bribe

Today's Top News For Friday, April 14, 2023

A Tank?

It Should've Been Trump

Should've Been Trump

Today's Top News For Thursday, April 13, 2023

What Gender is God?

Autocracy Rising

Why Autocracy is Accelerating

Today's Top News For Wednesday, April 12, 2023

The Incredible Shrinking Party

The Incredible Shrinking Party

Today's Top News For Tuesday, April 11, 2023

Tell Your Dead Children We Are Pro-Life

Tell Your Dead Children We Are Pro-Life

Today's Top News for Monday, April 10, 2023

Most Racist State in the Union? We Have a Winner!

The Most Racist State in the Union? We Have a Winner

The Most Racist State in the Union? We Have a Winner!

Today's Top News For Friday, April 07, 2023

Stop Shooting Up Your Own Stuff

Stop Shooting

Today's Top News For Thursday, April 06, 2023

Trump is a Pimp. It Was Barr All Along

It Was Bill Barr All Along

It Was Barr All Along

Today's Top News For Wednesday, April 05, 2023

A Really Important Day

We've Got Important Things to Do Today

Today's Top News for Tuesday, April 04, 2023

Trump's White Bronco Moment

Trump's White Bronco Moment

Today's Top News for Monday, April 03, 2023

Happy Indictment Day (For Those Who Celebrate)

INDICTMENT DAY (For those who celebrate!)

Today's Top News For Friday March 31, 2023

COWARDS

COWARDS

Today's Top News For Thursday March 30, 2023

How To Defeat a Tyrannical Government

How to Beat a Tyrannical Government

How to Beat a Tyrannical Government

Today's Top News For March 29, 2023

We Know HOW to Stop Gun Violence, Don't Know IF We Want to Stop Gun Violence

My Country is Broken

NASHVILLE SHOOTER

NASHVILLE SHOOTER

Today's Top News for Tuesday, March 28, 2023

Only in America Audio Podcast

Only in America

FREE FILTHY FRIDAY

Free Filthy Friday For Ya

Pro Life My Ass

Randi in a minute

THE KIDS ARE NOT ALRIGHT

The kids are not alright

They're lying to you

The @gop are very busy solving problems we don't have!

MILKING IT

I LOVE NEW YORK

Aunt Lydia moves to Arkansas

Who thinks this is a good idea?

Lock Him Up?

A cease-fire is not enough

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